1 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:10,068 - ♪ I got to get myself together, baby ♪ 2 00:00:10,137 --> 00:00:13,517 - That was a great business lunch. 3 00:00:13,586 --> 00:00:14,862 You all full, Kathy? 4 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,103 - I guess. 5 00:00:16,172 --> 00:00:18,413 - I'm so full, I could barf a horse. 6 00:00:18,482 --> 00:00:19,793 - It was a pretty good meal, then. 7 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:20,965 - Yeah. - Mmm. 8 00:00:21,034 --> 00:00:22,379 - Judy Thompson? 9 00:00:22,448 --> 00:00:25,068 - Judy Thompson, VP of Marketing, Quicken Loans? 10 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:26,241 We didn't know you were here. 11 00:00:26,310 --> 00:00:27,310 You could've sat with us cool guys. 12 00:00:27,379 --> 00:00:28,758 - Yeah. - Hi, guys. 13 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:31,000 You know Ryan Lepchek of Doner Advertising? 14 00:00:31,068 --> 00:00:32,000 - What's up, guys? 15 00:00:32,068 --> 00:00:33,344 - Yes, unfortunately. 16 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:35,068 - [obnoxious laugh] 17 00:00:35,137 --> 00:00:38,172 - This is our client Kathy from Sidewall Windows. 18 00:00:38,241 --> 00:00:40,068 We're just discussing a new flyer we're making for her. 19 00:00:40,137 --> 00:00:43,103 - Very cool. Quicken Loans is doing a new national campaign. 20 00:00:43,172 --> 00:00:46,344 They're not sure who they're going with yet, but, uh, wink wink. 21 00:00:46,413 --> 00:00:48,206 - We'll do it. - Yeah, we're in, half price. 22 00:00:48,275 --> 00:00:49,448 - No, fellas. - Yeah guys, it's not-- 23 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:51,379 - Uh, uh, Rocket Mortgage, pocket porgages. 24 00:00:51,448 --> 00:00:53,551 It's a little pocket for porgages. 25 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:56,000 - [stammering] Rocket Mortgages, uh, fast like a rocket. 26 00:00:56,068 --> 00:00:57,689 Introducing your new spokesperson, the Flash. 27 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:01,379 - It's not about speed and more about how our simple process 28 00:01:01,448 --> 00:01:04,103 helps you understand everything so you can be confident. 29 00:01:04,172 --> 00:01:05,793 - Okay, with all due respect, 30 00:01:05,862 --> 00:01:07,827 who is more confident than the Flash, I wonder? 31 00:01:07,896 --> 00:01:10,310 - Yeah, he's literally the fastest man alive, so... 32 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:11,793 - Oh, guys, I'm sorry to cut this short. 33 00:01:11,862 --> 00:01:12,896 This is my car. 34 00:01:12,965 --> 00:01:14,482 - Cool. - Nice. - Stupid. 35 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:17,034 - Kathy, pleasure to meet you. 36 00:01:17,103 --> 00:01:18,413 Doner Advertising. 37 00:01:19,965 --> 00:01:22,241 [engine revs] - Sucks. 38 00:01:22,310 --> 00:01:24,068 - Frickin' Doner. 39 00:01:24,137 --> 00:01:26,448 - Don't say "boner" in front of a kid. 40 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:29,137 - He didn't say "boner," idiot. He said "Doner." 41 00:01:29,206 --> 00:01:30,965 - [scoffs] Stay out of it, dickweed. 42 00:01:31,034 --> 00:01:32,655 You're not the one who said "boner." 43 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:33,586 - I will say it. 44 00:01:33,655 --> 00:01:34,965 - Don't you fucking do it. 45 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:37,379 - I will! Hey, buddy. 46 00:01:37,448 --> 00:01:38,310 Boner! 47 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:39,517 Oh... - Oh, yeah. 48 00:01:39,586 --> 00:01:41,068 - Shit! 49 00:01:41,137 --> 00:01:42,448 Freakin' husband's a psycho. 50 00:01:42,517 --> 00:01:44,551 - You're a psycho-- this isn't my husband. 51 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:45,620 This is my son. 52 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,620 - Ha-ha. 53 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,034 - Come on, let's friggin' go. 54 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,724 Here, Kathy, why don't you hop in? 55 00:01:49,793 --> 00:01:51,137 Hold on to the rope this time so you don't go 56 00:01:51,206 --> 00:01:53,068 flying all over the place , okay? 57 00:01:53,137 --> 00:01:55,413 Oops, sorry, here you go. 58 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,793 Yeah. 59 00:02:00,137 --> 00:02:01,379 [car beeping] 60 00:02:01,448 --> 00:02:02,931 - You're gonna go to jail one day. 61 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,034 That's a promise. 62 00:02:04,103 --> 00:02:05,310 [loud thud] Kathy: Ouch! 63 00:02:05,379 --> 00:02:06,896 - I said hold on to the rope! 64 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:07,965 - ♪ Next time ♪ 65 00:02:08,034 --> 00:02:09,034 ♪ When they ask you ♪ 66 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:11,448 ♪ Where you're from ♪ 67 00:02:11,517 --> 00:02:13,068 ♪ You gon' say Detroit City ♪ 68 00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:17,344 ♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪ 69 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:19,000 ♪ Yeah ♪ 70 00:02:19,068 --> 00:02:21,689 - I never said I saw Big Bird. 71 00:02:21,758 --> 00:02:24,931 I said I saw the kind of bird Big Bird is. 72 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,310 - Yeah, well, I've seen that. 73 00:02:26,379 --> 00:02:28,413 - Yeah, I know, everyone has, I know that. 74 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,586 - Two more criminals were brutally apprehended 75 00:02:30,655 --> 00:02:33,275 by a masked vigilante police are calling 76 00:02:33,344 --> 00:02:35,965 "Nerd Batman," due to his glasses. 77 00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:37,413 I'm Mort Crim, 78 00:02:37,482 --> 00:02:40,793 which in French means death and crime. 79 00:02:40,862 --> 00:02:42,793 - I lost 30 pounds. 80 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,413 - I lost 40 pounds. 81 00:02:44,482 --> 00:02:46,068 I've lost so much weight, 82 00:02:46,137 --> 00:02:47,241 I need a whole new wardrobe. 83 00:02:47,310 --> 00:02:48,862 - ♪ Medicinal Weight Loss ♪ 84 00:02:48,931 --> 00:02:51,413 - I founded Medicinal Weight Loss to help people 85 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:53,413 achieve their dream bodies. 86 00:02:53,482 --> 00:02:56,344 I guess some dreams can come true. 87 00:02:56,413 --> 00:02:59,275 - ♪ Medicinal Weight Loss, the shape of you is new ♪ 88 00:02:59,344 --> 00:03:01,275 - Dr. Mayflower made another ad 89 00:03:01,344 --> 00:03:02,827 without us? 90 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:04,517 ♪ ♪ 91 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:07,000 - Who the hell made it for him? 92 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:08,172 - Doner made it, brah-brah. 93 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:10,241 - Doner? You left us for Doner? 94 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:11,448 - This Lepchek guy said he can 95 00:03:11,517 --> 00:03:13,482 increase my business by 15%. 96 00:03:13,551 --> 00:03:15,103 - Un-freaking-believable. 97 00:03:15,172 --> 00:03:16,724 - Said a guy like me should own a boat. 98 00:03:16,793 --> 00:03:18,758 I don't have a boat. I want a boat. 99 00:03:18,827 --> 00:03:20,413 - I told you you could borrow our pontoon boat 100 00:03:20,482 --> 00:03:22,517 anytime you want, just not during Jobbie Nooner. 101 00:03:22,586 --> 00:03:23,827 - But that's when I'ma need it. 102 00:03:23,896 --> 00:03:25,000 It's a boat party. 103 00:03:25,068 --> 00:03:26,137 For less money, 104 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,310 Lepchek did my commercial good. 105 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:29,931 - Oh, our commercial was good. 106 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,586 - Yeah, the guy said his kid didn't recognize him anymore, 107 00:03:32,655 --> 00:03:34,379 and daddy wasn't funny since he lost the weight. 108 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,655 - [laughs] - I mean, for the record, 109 00:03:35,724 --> 00:03:37,724 we didn't ask him to say any of that. 110 00:03:37,793 --> 00:03:39,482 - But you still put it in the commercial. 111 00:03:39,551 --> 00:03:41,068 - Yeah, 'cause if we didn't put that in, 112 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,689 we wouldn't have had enough stuff. 113 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:44,931 - Guys, the new commercial's great, 114 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,241 it's bringing in business, 115 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,034 and it actually lists my correct phone number 116 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,655 on the screen. 117 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:50,896 - Lepchek. 118 00:03:50,965 --> 00:03:52,172 - [groans] 119 00:03:52,241 --> 00:03:55,344 [aggressive rock music] 120 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:57,068 ♪ ♪ 121 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,172 - May I help you? 122 00:03:58,241 --> 00:04:00,793 - Yes, please take this down. 123 00:04:00,862 --> 00:04:03,586 - Congratulations... congratulations. 124 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:05,000 You've awoken the beast, 125 00:04:05,068 --> 00:04:07,620 and now the beast is gonna bite ya back. 126 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:09,172 - And who is this message for? 127 00:04:09,241 --> 00:04:10,689 - Ryan Lepchek. 128 00:04:10,758 --> 00:04:12,482 You can go ahead and just spray paint it on his desk 129 00:04:12,551 --> 00:04:14,206 and trash his entire office, please. 130 00:04:14,275 --> 00:04:15,620 - Dani, that won't be necessary. 131 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,689 - I wasn't gonna do it anyway. - Hmm. 132 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,931 - Ryan Lepchek, you tall, fat drink of crap. 133 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,448 - You stole our client, man. 134 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:24,448 - Can you be more specific? 135 00:04:24,517 --> 00:04:27,551 - Dr. Mayflower, oh, my God. 136 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:29,379 - You have General Mills. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:04:29,448 --> 00:04:31,000 - You have Chrysler. 138 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:32,103 - They're great. 139 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,689 - Don't come to our toilet, 140 00:04:33,758 --> 00:04:36,137 reach in, and pull out our shit! 141 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,758 - Dr. Mayflower was our shit. 142 00:04:38,827 --> 00:04:40,827 - Guys, this is how advertising works. 143 00:04:40,896 --> 00:04:42,448 We steal each other's clients. 144 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:43,965 Okay, uh, it's like this. 145 00:04:44,034 --> 00:04:46,551 Guy steals second base, right? He's not cheating. 146 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,655 He's just trying to win the game. 147 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:49,862 - Well, statistically speaking, 148 00:04:49,931 --> 00:04:51,413 it's stupid to try and steal second base. 149 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:52,827 I mean, moneyball. - It's basic moneyball. 150 00:04:52,896 --> 00:04:54,931 - Okay, look, if it makes you feel any better, 151 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,206 it's nothing personal, okay? 152 00:04:56,275 --> 00:04:57,517 We offered them a discount because 153 00:04:57,586 --> 00:04:58,862 we needed some bottom-of-the-barrel clients 154 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,413 for our summer interns to train on, okay? 155 00:05:00,482 --> 00:05:03,862 - That does not make me feel any better, okay? 156 00:05:03,931 --> 00:05:07,206 Look, our clients are our family. 157 00:05:07,275 --> 00:05:08,827 - Thank you for coming in, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. 158 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:10,310 Oh, thank you so much for the cookies. 159 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:12,172 - Our pleasure, Tyler. 160 00:05:12,241 --> 00:05:15,034 - Thank you for being so polite and professional. 161 00:05:15,103 --> 00:05:17,172 - Irv and Doris Smith! 162 00:05:17,241 --> 00:05:19,586 - Tim. Sam. 163 00:05:19,655 --> 00:05:22,482 [stammers] It was just a meeting. 164 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:24,137 They invited us. 165 00:05:24,206 --> 00:05:26,344 - We will talk about it later. 166 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,827 Go wait in the car. 167 00:05:27,896 --> 00:05:29,103 - We drove here. 168 00:05:29,172 --> 00:05:32,034 - Go wait in our car. 169 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,931 - All right, game on, my friend. 170 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,275 Game on. 171 00:05:39,344 --> 00:05:42,965 Now we come after your clients. 172 00:05:43,034 --> 00:05:44,931 - See... 173 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,758 now that we know how the game is played, 174 00:05:46,827 --> 00:05:48,793 we're gonna play that game ourselves. 175 00:05:48,862 --> 00:05:49,827 - [chuckles] 176 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:52,344 - And I'ma let you know something. 177 00:05:52,413 --> 00:05:54,241 [whispers] We play for keeps. 178 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:55,655 - Okay. 179 00:05:55,724 --> 00:05:57,586 Well, guys, if you think you win by playing the game, 180 00:05:57,655 --> 00:06:01,103 then you've already lost, so... 181 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,724 - Freakin' hell. - Holy fucking shit. 182 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:09,724 - That was a knockout blow and he just left. 183 00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:11,275 - Yeah, he walks away 'cause he knew it. 184 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:12,827 - He knew that it was a knockout. - He knew it. 185 00:06:12,896 --> 00:06:14,172 Okay, let's go. - Oh, that was devastating. 186 00:06:16,655 --> 00:06:19,586 [bass music] 187 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,793 ♪ ♪ 188 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,517 - This feels a little beneath us. - Yeah, totally. 189 00:06:23,586 --> 00:06:25,896 But here comes somebody. Let's do this! 190 00:06:25,965 --> 00:06:27,103 Excuse me. - Excuse us. 191 00:06:27,172 --> 00:06:28,310 - Excuse me, ma'am? 192 00:06:28,379 --> 00:06:29,344 You look like you're looking for 193 00:06:29,413 --> 00:06:30,724 two of the best admen in town. 194 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:32,758 - Yeah, uh, we represent a small firm 195 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,517 that's not so small in talent--rude. 196 00:06:34,586 --> 00:06:35,689 - Gosh. 197 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,827 - Rude. - It's all good. 198 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:39,034 Ah, may we have a moment of your time? 199 00:06:39,103 --> 00:06:40,689 - Yes, and if you're looking for a firm 200 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:42,551 that values people more than the bottom line-- 201 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:44,034 - Not interested. - Ah--okay. 202 00:06:44,103 --> 00:06:45,655 - Wow. - Okay. 203 00:06:45,724 --> 00:06:47,965 Wow. - My God. 204 00:06:48,034 --> 00:06:48,965 [car door slams] 205 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,724 Hey, what's up, dudes? 206 00:06:50,793 --> 00:06:51,931 Hey, you heading into Doner? 207 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,689 - Ah, yes, we are. - Ah, too bad. 208 00:06:53,758 --> 00:06:56,172 - Excuse me? - Oh, it's just I heard you can get 209 00:06:56,241 --> 00:06:57,482 better service and a lower price 210 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,068 at a place called Cramblin Duvet. 211 00:06:59,137 --> 00:07:00,448 - Cramblin Duvet. 212 00:07:00,517 --> 00:07:02,103 - Thanks for the tip, but I think we're good. 213 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,793 - Ah, Doner sucks, sir. 214 00:07:03,862 --> 00:07:05,965 - Uh, seems like you suck. 215 00:07:08,655 --> 00:07:10,413 - Do I suck? - No, man, no. 216 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:11,517 It's just, he came up with it so fast. 217 00:07:11,586 --> 00:07:12,689 - Like, it was so quick. 218 00:07:12,758 --> 00:07:13,896 - You don't suck at all. 219 00:07:13,965 --> 00:07:14,965 - Thanks, bud. 220 00:07:15,034 --> 00:07:17,034 - Get out of here! - Hey! 221 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:17,862 Why did you kick me out? 222 00:07:17,931 --> 00:07:19,103 I'm a client of Doner. 223 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,068 - We hate our clients here at Doner! 224 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:22,482 You bring your ass back around here, 225 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:23,931 I'ma whup your ass for no reason. 226 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,793 - Hey, you shouldn't have to be treated like that. 227 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,793 - Yeah, we run Cramblin Duvet, 228 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,896 and we always treat our clients with respect 229 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:32,586 and never have our security guard 230 00:07:32,655 --> 00:07:33,965 kick them out for no reason. 231 00:07:34,034 --> 00:07:35,551 - Well, you don't know what he did. 232 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,620 - Doesn't matter what he did. 233 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:38,931 - What'd he do? 234 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,965 - Uh, I think the point is that he... 235 00:07:41,034 --> 00:07:42,655 [stammers] Wasn't doing anything, 236 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:44,068 and he kicked him out 237 00:07:44,137 --> 00:07:46,517 for no reason because the company is bad. 238 00:07:46,586 --> 00:07:48,034 - [scoffs] No reason? 239 00:07:48,103 --> 00:07:49,758 The man cut his dick off in the break room! 240 00:07:49,827 --> 00:07:51,103 - Too far. - [groans] 241 00:07:51,172 --> 00:07:53,551 - Too far, Ned. - Ned, that is unbelievable. 242 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:55,965 - People, there's a microwave in there that people eat-- 243 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,862 be careful, there's dick blood everywhere. 244 00:07:57,931 --> 00:07:59,344 W-watch your feet, you got on dress shoes. 245 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,689 - Have a good day. 246 00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:01,724 All right, well, get back to work, Tommy. 247 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:02,793 Thanks, Ned. 248 00:08:02,862 --> 00:08:04,034 - You guys need me, let me know. 249 00:08:04,103 --> 00:08:05,758 - Yep. 250 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:07,448 - Hey, it's the suck twins. 251 00:08:07,517 --> 00:08:08,655 How's the sucking business? 252 00:08:08,724 --> 00:08:10,034 - You're the one who sucks! 253 00:08:10,103 --> 00:08:12,103 - Ohh, shit! 254 00:08:12,172 --> 00:08:14,310 [laughs] My dude! 255 00:08:14,379 --> 00:08:16,448 My dude! 256 00:08:16,517 --> 00:08:18,137 Burn, asshole! 257 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:22,206 ♪ ♪ 258 00:08:22,275 --> 00:08:23,379 - Ahh! 259 00:08:23,448 --> 00:08:25,379 - Oh! My! God! 260 00:08:25,448 --> 00:08:28,310 Oh, my God, you hit my friend, you friggin' psycho! 261 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:30,482 - I'm so sorry. I feel like I had stopped. 262 00:08:30,551 --> 00:08:31,724 - No, you wasn't. 263 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:33,275 You were still coming back like an idiot. 264 00:08:33,344 --> 00:08:34,689 - [groans] I'm huwt! 265 00:08:34,758 --> 00:08:36,034 - He just came out of nowhere. 266 00:08:36,103 --> 00:08:37,620 - Yeah, tell that to your cellmate, man. 267 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:39,034 - My head huwts. 268 00:08:39,103 --> 00:08:40,482 - Shh, come on-- why are you talking like that? 269 00:08:40,551 --> 00:08:41,724 [both giggle] 270 00:08:41,793 --> 00:08:43,241 - C-come closer. 271 00:08:43,310 --> 00:08:45,482 I think these might be his last words, maybe. 272 00:08:45,551 --> 00:08:46,965 - [groans] 273 00:08:48,448 --> 00:08:50,827 On a scale of one to ten, 274 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:53,965 how happy are you with the service at Doner? 275 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:56,862 - What? 276 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:58,655 - I think he said, on a scale of one to ten, 277 00:08:58,724 --> 00:09:01,310 how happy are you with your service over at Doner? 278 00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:03,517 - I don't get any service, I work there. 279 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:05,862 - Work there? God damn it. 280 00:09:05,931 --> 00:09:07,586 - What kind of scam is this? 281 00:09:07,655 --> 00:09:09,931 - I wasted, like, ten blood capsules on you. 282 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,241 I keep on swallowing them. 283 00:09:11,310 --> 00:09:12,724 - Don't waste people's time , sir. 284 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,586 - You should be ashamed of yourself. 285 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:17,379 - Don't just eat the blood capsules. 286 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:18,586 Are you just swallowing 'em? 287 00:09:18,655 --> 00:09:21,689 - Yeah. - I use these all the time. 288 00:09:21,758 --> 00:09:23,275 - Mr. Hark, you have designed some of 289 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:26,172 the greatest American cars in the last 20 years. 290 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:28,551 So you creating your own car company 291 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,517 is massive news, and we here at Doner-- 292 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:32,344 - Mr. Lepchek? 293 00:09:32,413 --> 00:09:33,344 - Yes, Dani? 294 00:09:33,413 --> 00:09:34,758 - [chuckles] I am so sorry, 295 00:09:34,827 --> 00:09:35,965 but those men are still here. 296 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,275 - [sighs] 297 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:38,827 [laughs] It's a couple of low-level ad guys 298 00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,344 trying to steal our clients. 299 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,172 Um, it's fine as long as they're not harassing anyone. 300 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:45,517 - They're saying this is Boner Advertising 301 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,482 and they're not looking for clients. 302 00:09:47,551 --> 00:09:49,379 - Boom! Lepchek: Shit. Mr. Hark. 303 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,689 - This place is boner. 304 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:52,103 - Sir? Mr. Hark? 305 00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:53,827 - So close to boner! - Hello, Boner? 306 00:09:53,896 --> 00:09:55,862 [both cackling] 307 00:09:55,931 --> 00:09:57,034 - All right, next time, let's 308 00:09:57,103 --> 00:09:58,103 just not wait for them to respond. 309 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,827 Let's just shove them in the car. 310 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,000 - Yeah, maybe we say we work for free, 'cause, I mean, 311 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,241 it's not about the money. - No. 312 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,793 - It's about stealing them from Doner. 313 00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,068 - Yeah, once they're in the car, we can tell them 314 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,586 anything we want. - Yeah. 315 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:07,862 - Drive. 316 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:10,482 - Holy shit, you're Allen Hark. 317 00:10:10,551 --> 00:10:12,896 - I hear you're looking to steal one of Doner's clients. 318 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,172 - Well, you heard right. 319 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:15,551 - Then drive. 320 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:18,517 [Tyrone Chestnut's "The Bump" playing] 321 00:10:18,586 --> 00:10:24,068 ♪ ♪ 322 00:10:24,137 --> 00:10:26,000 - ♪ Come on ♪♪ 323 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:29,379 - This is where my father worked his whole life. 324 00:10:29,448 --> 00:10:30,793 - Ah. 325 00:10:30,862 --> 00:10:32,275 - The world our children will grow up in 326 00:10:32,344 --> 00:10:34,241 is vastly different from the world we live in now. 327 00:10:34,310 --> 00:10:35,620 - I don't have any children. 328 00:10:35,689 --> 00:10:37,482 - Yeah, I'm not even seriously dating anyone right now. 329 00:10:37,551 --> 00:10:39,689 It's not that I'm a player, it's just, I like the idea of a first kiss. 330 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:42,000 - Yeah, he loves kisses. - Well, I don't have any children either. 331 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:43,241 I was just talking about the next generation. 332 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,551 - Yes. - Ah, cool, cool, cool, cool. 333 00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:46,034 - Other people's kids. - Yeah. 334 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,241 - I've raised over $200 million in investor money 335 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:52,310 to start my own company, one that values creativity over conformity. 336 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,517 I went to Doner today. That kid, Lepchek? 337 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:57,413 Gave me the best presentation I've ever seen. 338 00:10:57,482 --> 00:11:00,172 But I don't want to bring a boxer to a knife fight. 339 00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:01,862 I want the kind of guys that'll bring a gun 340 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:03,103 to a kid's birthday party. 341 00:11:03,172 --> 00:11:04,551 - That's us. - A toy gun, I guess. 342 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,655 - Yeah, but we'd do it. - We would, for sure. 343 00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:08,241 - I can make the best car in the world, 344 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:10,172 but it won't matter if no one wants to buy it. 345 00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,103 - We're your guys. - Mm-hmm. 346 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,344 - Are you? - Yeah. 347 00:11:13,413 --> 00:11:15,068 - Sell me this pencil. 348 00:11:15,137 --> 00:11:16,000 - Excuse me? 349 00:11:16,068 --> 00:11:17,551 - Sell me the pencil. 350 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:18,758 - Uh--the--okay. - Uh... 351 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,586 - Uh, no problem, no problem at all. 352 00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:21,586 - Yeah, here it comes. 353 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:24,586 [both stammering] 354 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:26,862 - Life goes by so fast, and each day you see-- - Sell me the pencil. 355 00:11:26,931 --> 00:11:28,275 - I... - Yep, yep. 356 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:29,931 Well, first let's get you a water or something. 357 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,034 You thirsty? - The pencil! 358 00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,413 - Welcome to this--our store. 359 00:11:32,482 --> 00:11:34,310 We've been in business for a little while. 360 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,827 - Little while. We're struggling. 361 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,000 - Okay, I'll sell you my car. 362 00:11:37,068 --> 00:11:38,620 - No, no, sell me the pencil. 363 00:11:38,689 --> 00:11:40,137 - 600 bucks, that's what I'm saying, 364 00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:41,689 lease to own, 30 bucks a month, 365 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:42,862 I pay your car insurance. 366 00:11:42,931 --> 00:11:44,172 - That's a terrible deal for you. 367 00:11:44,241 --> 00:11:45,758 - Is that yes? Is that a yes? 368 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:48,482 - You know what? 369 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:49,689 This isn't a pencil. 370 00:11:49,758 --> 00:11:50,689 No... 371 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:53,724 this is a, uh, 372 00:11:53,793 --> 00:11:55,344 trumpet. 373 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:58,344 [imitating trumpet] 374 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,137 Jazz. 375 00:12:02,206 --> 00:12:03,379 - Holy... [stammers] 376 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,551 - Whatever, I already own the pencil. 377 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:07,034 - Well, yeah, exactly. 378 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,413 How are we gonna sell it to you if you already own it? 379 00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:10,310 - The whole pencil thing was fun but a little stupid. 380 00:12:10,379 --> 00:12:11,931 - Yeah, it was fun, though. - It was dumb. 381 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,758 - It was dumb. - But it taught me something. 382 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:15,137 You guys are hungry, 383 00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,724 and that's a good thing, because, gentlemen, 384 00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:19,310 I've made the car of the future. 385 00:12:19,379 --> 00:12:20,586 both: Whoa. 386 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:23,034 - And you are going to help me sell it. 387 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,310 [car door slams] Sam: Is he walking? 388 00:12:29,379 --> 00:12:31,103 - Sir, you probably shouldn't walk here. - Is he walking? 389 00:12:32,275 --> 00:12:36,413 - Tim, I think we just sold Hark Motors. 390 00:12:36,482 --> 00:12:38,103 [both laugh] 391 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,896 - Hey, Susan, quick question. 392 00:12:39,965 --> 00:12:41,206 Is it too late for me to buy 393 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:42,655 Girl Scout cookies from your daughter? 394 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:45,000 - Lepchek! 395 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,758 You old barrel of dog piss and dog shit. 396 00:12:47,827 --> 00:12:50,827 - Hey. - Guess who we just landed? 397 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,241 - Hark Motors. 398 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,517 - Stole him from right under your nose. 399 00:12:53,586 --> 00:12:55,241 [both snicker] 400 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,758 - I mean, no offense, but how did you guys land Hark Motors? 401 00:12:57,827 --> 00:13:00,068 - We're smart. - We gonna bury you guys, steal all your-- 402 00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,137 - [sighs] - Mm. 403 00:13:01,206 --> 00:13:02,965 - Cash for Copper Carl, 404 00:13:03,034 --> 00:13:04,413 what are you doing here? 405 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:05,517 - Tim and Sam. 406 00:13:05,586 --> 00:13:06,896 I'm just simply listening 407 00:13:06,965 --> 00:13:08,862 to what these business people have to say. 408 00:13:08,931 --> 00:13:10,758 - Yeah, but you're our client. 409 00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:12,344 - Be that as it may, 410 00:13:12,413 --> 00:13:14,586 they say they can help me with my auto shop 411 00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:17,586 that replaces car windows and car radios 412 00:13:17,655 --> 00:13:20,482 should somebody have smashed your car window 413 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,034 and taken your car radio. 414 00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:23,379 - [sigh] Smart. 415 00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,000 - Just a nice business idea. - Good idea. 416 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,482 - Helpful for people. - Frickin' good idea. 417 00:13:26,551 --> 00:13:27,758 - Gentlemen. - See ya. 418 00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:29,137 - Yeah. 419 00:13:29,206 --> 00:13:32,448 You really are a piece of giant horse crap. 420 00:13:32,517 --> 00:13:35,344 - I don't know what type of rivalry you think we have, 421 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:39,137 but honestly, I just want the best for you guys. 422 00:13:39,206 --> 00:13:40,724 - And we want to kill you. 423 00:13:40,793 --> 00:13:43,862 - D-E-A-D. 424 00:13:43,931 --> 00:13:44,931 Frickin... 425 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,965 [both mouthing words] 426 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:49,448 - Offensive. I don't come into your office 427 00:13:49,517 --> 00:13:52,068 and flip off that nice old lady that sits in that front desk. 428 00:13:52,137 --> 00:13:53,896 - She's not nice. - She's not nice. 429 00:13:53,965 --> 00:13:54,965 She is old. 430 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,206 - She's not nice. - Bips. 431 00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,655 [funky music] 432 00:14:00,724 --> 00:14:02,965 - Welcome, welcome. 433 00:14:03,034 --> 00:14:04,758 - Goodness! 434 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:05,931 Here, this is for you. 435 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,206 - [chuckles] 436 00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:10,448 "Zug Island Dog Dick Cabernet." 437 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,793 - Yeah. It had the funniest name of all the ones in the store. 438 00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:14,413 - That's very funny, thank you. 439 00:14:14,482 --> 00:14:18,551 - Did you see the ad we placed in the paper? 440 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,517 - I see. 441 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,620 Now you've publicly entwined our destinies. 442 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,103 Very good. 443 00:14:24,172 --> 00:14:26,379 Well, I hope you won't think I'm an old fuddy-duddy 444 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:28,034 for asking you to remove your shoes in the house. 445 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,241 - Oh, no, not at all. 446 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,551 - Oh no, my grandma does the same thing. 447 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,448 - And put on these shoes. 448 00:14:32,517 --> 00:14:34,413 - Okay. 449 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,965 - Right now? 450 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:40,068 - This is the south staircase. It's the down one. 451 00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,965 We use the north staircase to go up. 452 00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:44,689 - Uh, um, can you go up on this one? 453 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,689 [ding] 454 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:46,793 - Hello, Allen. 455 00:14:46,862 --> 00:14:48,793 - Whoa, cool. 456 00:14:48,862 --> 00:14:50,068 - Smart homes have been done. 457 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:52,482 I wanted my home to be completely intuitive. 458 00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:55,551 It knows what I want before I know myself. 459 00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,206 - Good night, Allen. 460 00:14:57,275 --> 00:14:58,206 [ding] 461 00:14:58,275 --> 00:15:00,206 - [chuckles] Lights on. 462 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:01,275 [ding] - Hello, Allen. 463 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,551 - I guess I must be tired. 464 00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,000 - Or maybe I am. 465 00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,689 - No. It only responds to me. 466 00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:09,344 - No, I-- no, I know, I was just joking. 467 00:15:09,413 --> 00:15:10,724 - So, uh, Allen, 468 00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,689 when are we gonna get a look at this new car? 469 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:14,793 We'd love to come up with a marketing strategy, 470 00:15:14,862 --> 00:15:16,448 take it for a test drive. 471 00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:17,517 - Patience, Tim. 472 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:19,655 All will be revealed after dinner. 473 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:21,793 Not to malign what you do, 474 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,241 but this car is going to sell itself. 475 00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,724 - Well, that should make our job pretty easy. 476 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,931 - I'll still expect you to do your best work. 477 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,724 - No, I know, I was just joking again. 478 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,931 - Just chill out, lay off the gas. 479 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,689 - I know, I'm just trying... - Whoa. 480 00:15:34,758 --> 00:15:35,862 - Oh. 481 00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:38,068 [whirring] 482 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,862 - Thank you. 483 00:15:41,931 --> 00:15:42,862 Beautiful, isn't she? 484 00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,103 - Hmm? 485 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:46,137 - [chuckles] It's okay, we're all men. 486 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,965 There's no need to be shy here. 487 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,620 Do you find her very beautiful? 488 00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:52,000 - I mean, if you do. 489 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:54,344 - Let me ask you something, gentlemen. 490 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:56,862 - Would you believe she is, in fact, 491 00:15:56,931 --> 00:15:58,344 a robot? 492 00:16:00,896 --> 00:16:02,103 - Yes. - Yes, I would. 493 00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:03,517 - Well, that's because I told you. 494 00:16:03,586 --> 00:16:04,586 - No, 'cause... 495 00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:05,724 - Had I not used the word "robot," 496 00:16:05,793 --> 00:16:07,068 you wouldn't have suspected. 497 00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,241 - It's very, very obvious. 498 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:12,000 - Most men would kill for a wife like that. 499 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,310 - Is that your wife? 500 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:15,827 - The face of a Mona Lisa. Brains too. 501 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,896 - Brains of Mona Lisa? 502 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,275 - Shall we eat? 503 00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,586 It appears my house believes 504 00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,379 that I wanted spaghetti tonight, 505 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,379 and I'm confident that deep down, I do. 506 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:27,896 - I guess deep down you didn't want any meatballs either. 507 00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,310 - Good night, Allen. [ding] 508 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,793 - Hmm. - There it goes. 509 00:16:30,862 --> 00:16:31,827 - Lights on. 510 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:33,551 [ding] - Hello, Allen. 511 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,310 - Guess I must be tired. 512 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,827 Sam, you'll be interested in this. 513 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,586 It's the ceremony where I became an honorary black man. 514 00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:43,793 That's why I'm allowed to say the N word. 515 00:16:43,862 --> 00:16:45,206 - [whispers] No. 516 00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:47,586 - Right this way, gentlemen. 517 00:16:47,655 --> 00:16:48,793 - He's nuts. 518 00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:50,310 This car's gonna be made out of cardboard. 519 00:16:50,379 --> 00:16:52,206 - He's not allowed to say the N word. 520 00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:54,241 [exciting music] 521 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,827 - Gentlemen, introducing the world's first 522 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,896 zero emissions car. [ding] 523 00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,000 ♪ ♪ 524 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:02,034 - Whoa. 525 00:17:02,103 --> 00:17:03,551 - Zero emissions? 526 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,862 - That's right. 527 00:17:04,931 --> 00:17:06,379 I've engineered it so that this car takes 528 00:17:06,448 --> 00:17:09,482 all of its harmful carbon emissions and exhausts 529 00:17:09,551 --> 00:17:11,103 and expels it 530 00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:14,551 into a non-toxic blob. 531 00:17:16,724 --> 00:17:19,310 Listen that engine purr. 532 00:17:19,379 --> 00:17:20,827 - That looks like shit. 533 00:17:20,896 --> 00:17:22,551 - [chuckles] Well, no. 534 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,172 It's emissions. 535 00:17:24,241 --> 00:17:26,586 The car shoots out an emissions blob. 536 00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,413 - So, it shits? 537 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,241 - I don't think you understand the significance 538 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,517 of what I've done here. 539 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,965 - You've invented a shitting car. 540 00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:35,586 - It's not shit. It's a blob. 541 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,275 - Uh, can you make it any other color? 542 00:17:37,344 --> 00:17:38,379 - No, I've tried. 543 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,551 - Well, it smells like shit. 544 00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,586 - No, it doesn't. 545 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,344 - Then what does it smell like? 546 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:43,724 - [sighs] - Mm-hmm. 547 00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,068 Uh, all right, look, you've got plenty of money. 548 00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:48,068 We can fix this. 549 00:17:48,137 --> 00:17:49,482 - The money's gone. 550 00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:52,931 - You spent $200 million on a shitting car 551 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,068 and a robot with boobs? 552 00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,793 - Once people start buying the car, 553 00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:56,965 there'll be no end of money. 554 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,034 We can do this thing together. 555 00:17:59,103 --> 00:18:00,310 - Okay, how much do you think 556 00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,000 people are gonna pay for a crapping car? 557 00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:04,103 - I was hoping $1.5 million. 558 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,379 - Each? 559 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:08,896 - Yeah, the car costs $1.4 million to make. 560 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:10,586 This is very disappointing. 561 00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,206 I should never have trusted Lepchek about you. 562 00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,344 - Lepchek told you to hire us? 563 00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:16,965 - That asshole! 564 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:18,241 - Well, good-bye, Allen. 565 00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,413 Thanks for the spaghetti. 566 00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:20,931 Good luck to you and yours. 567 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,689 - Give me $1,000 and I'll let you sleep with my wife. 568 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:24,689 - What? 569 00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:26,275 - Aww, come on. 570 00:18:26,344 --> 00:18:28,551 I see the way you've been looking at her. 571 00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:32,137 - [scoffs] 572 00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,413 - I mean, maybe we don't have to tell anybody 573 00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:37,862 that he's insane and broke. 574 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:40,068 - Yeah, I mean, maybe people 575 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:43,241 would want a car that shits for $1 million. 576 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:45,862 - Yeah, maybe. 577 00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,103 - [laughs] 578 00:18:47,172 --> 00:18:48,793 What a psycho. 579 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,000 - Oh, I know! 580 00:18:50,068 --> 00:18:51,413 Freaking psycho! - Right? He's nuts. 581 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,896 - Jesus. 582 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,482 - What did that idiot say he wanted to sleep with his wife? 583 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,689 - Oh. - 1,000 bucks? 584 00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,241 Nuts. - Yeah. 585 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,310 - He'd probably let me do it for, like, $500. 586 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:02,793 - Sam. - I'm not gonna. 587 00:19:05,241 --> 00:19:06,655 - You piece of crap! 588 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:08,758 - I'm sorry, Mr. Lepchek, I tried to stop them. 589 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:09,896 - You barely tried. 590 00:19:09,965 --> 00:19:11,000 - I don't want to kick your ass. 591 00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,000 - [scoffs] - Whatever. 592 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,344 - How can I help you guys? 593 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,655 - You told Allen Hark to hire us to sell 594 00:19:14,724 --> 00:19:16,586 his pooping car to make us laughingstocks. 595 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,551 - What? No. I said you were psychos. 596 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:19,758 - You son of a bitch! 597 00:19:19,827 --> 00:19:21,551 - That's exactly what he wanted to hear! 598 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:24,758 - Guys, that honestly wasn't my intention, all right? 599 00:19:24,827 --> 00:19:25,862 Call it even? 600 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:28,655 - No, it's not even. You stole from us. 601 00:19:28,724 --> 00:19:33,103 Now we are going to steal from you. 602 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,137 - Yeah, something from this office. 603 00:19:35,206 --> 00:19:36,310 - Yeah. 604 00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:37,655 - Okay, what are you gonna steal? 605 00:19:37,724 --> 00:19:39,000 - I'm gonna steal your laptop. 606 00:19:39,068 --> 00:19:40,241 - Not the laptop. - Oh, no, 607 00:19:40,310 --> 00:19:41,310 I'm not stealing that. It's expensive. 608 00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:42,310 I'll get in huge trouble. 609 00:19:42,379 --> 00:19:43,310 - You know what, I'm taking this 610 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:44,758 dragon skeleton thing. 611 00:19:44,827 --> 00:19:47,896 - That's an actual Maniraptoran dinosaur fossil. 612 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:49,068 - Oh, sweet. 613 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:50,379 - Aw, God damn it, that's cool. 614 00:19:50,448 --> 00:19:51,965 - Thanks. - What about this thing? 615 00:19:52,034 --> 00:19:53,551 It's dumb, who cares. 616 00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,724 Ooh. 617 00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,344 - Well, I guess you picked your item. 618 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:59,620 - No! I don't want that. It's broken! 619 00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,241 - God damn it, Sam, we could've had that dino! 620 00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,241 - [grumbling] I know. 621 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:03,551 - Best of luck to you guys. 622 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,931 - Eat a butt, Lepchek! 623 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,241 - [laughing] 624 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,068 [funky music] 625 00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,068 - [chuckles] 626 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:12,068 I honestly like those guys. 627 00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,275 - What? 628 00:20:13,344 --> 00:20:14,379 - Nothing, Tim. 629 00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:17,758 ♪ ♪ 630 00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:20,482 - ♪ My mama got it, mama got it ♪ 631 00:20:20,551 --> 00:20:21,862 ♪ My papa got it ♪ 632 00:20:24,103 --> 00:20:25,034 - Hey, it's the suck twins. 633 00:20:25,103 --> 00:20:26,034 How's the sucking business? 634 00:20:26,103 --> 00:20:27,034 - You're the one who sucks. 635 00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:29,172 - Ohh, shit! 636 00:20:29,241 --> 00:20:31,172 [laughs] My dude! 637 00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,655 My dude! 638 00:20:33,724 --> 00:20:35,275 Burn, asshole! - In your face. 639 00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:36,413 - That's John Kerry. That is John Kerry. 640 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:37,793 - I think that is--